"The amazing thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools" ..... Doug Lauer
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
New Year - New You Thanks to Tapeworms
A penny in the fuse box solution for weight loss. Maybe I can launch a new career in retirement as a tape worm sanitizer by training the little critters to jump into a bottle of Phisohex.
I've noticed Guy's Hospital in London actually has a website giving information about its leech therapy program Officer Cynical. You may be onto a winner there! According to the web page their leeches are especially farmed in Wales. Who'd have thought? Cheers, Sue.
I hear leeches are coming back into style. I'm thinking about investing in a leech ranch.
ReplyDeleteI've noticed Guy's Hospital in London actually has a website giving information about its leech therapy program Officer Cynical. You may be onto a winner there! According to the web page their leeches are especially farmed in Wales.
DeleteWho'd have thought? Cheers, Sue.
What do you do with all your little friends once you have reached your goal? Re-sanitize them and pass them on to the next person in need?
ReplyDeleteThey are actually killed, so no worries that you have a leech contaminated with HIV or hepatitis.
DeleteOff. Cynical ~ I'll go in on that with you!!
ReplyDeletegotta teach 'em to jump out, too. And then into the little open capsules. Be nice if they pulled the lids on as well.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Pokémon.
DeleteMaybe tapeworm training would be a suitable Launchpad for my next "big thing," teaching sardines how to swim into those little cans.
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