Christmas Arrives at Downey VA Hospital With a Gift for Warren

 

 

Warren was a big, tall man with a complexion that reminded me of custard pudding, forty-one years old, with half a lifetime spent on the back wards of Downey VA Hospital, a warehouse for the mentally ill. Like most all the patients here he was branded with the diagnosis of schizophrenia, chronic, undifferentiated. By the 1970s psychiatrists had given up on the idea of delineating the various subtypes of the illness; catatonic, hebrephrenic, paranoid, or schizoaffective,  all permutations were treated the same at Downey. Determining the underpinnings and concocting efficacious treatments for complex mental disorders like schizophrenia made nuclear physics look like a game show.The brain was a complex organ with very complex disorders.

Warren's most visible problem was that he was literally lost in space and required constant contact with a wall to do just about anything that required movement. Staff members regarded this as a behavioral manifestation of his psychosis and dealt with it  accordingly by initiating harsh measures like restrictions on privileges such as smoking and moving his bed to a dark, grim, windowless  area for special observation with threats of physical restraint if he persisted in his wall rubbing routine.

Watching Warren navigate the subterranean world of Downey's interconnected tunnel system was like following a bumper car at the state fair. He repeatedly bumped or bounced his right shoulder off the rough red brick walls leaving a trail of textile shards in his wake, similar to the sparks trailed by the bumper car contact wire on the electrified ceiling. His posture resembled the letter "J" upside down with the end of the letter in constant contact with the wall as he gallivanted along his way.

Just about any staff  reprimand, which was nearly constant,  to cease this shirt/coat shredding behavior was meant with a look from Warren that could smelt lead. Out of pure frustration, Warren developed a unique skill that involved tapping on the few panes of glass windows that had not replaced by plexiglass, skillfully he increased the force of the impact until the glass shattered, leaving his hand virtually without injury.

I talked to Warren about his need for wall rubbing and came away with an assessment much different from my esteemed colleagues. I thought the  incessant wall rubbing was not a direct manifestation of his psychosis or voluntary acting out. Warren had a proprioceptive disorder where he really could not tell the position of his body in space. He felt that without contact with the walls while moving he  would follow a circuitous path and never arrive at his destination or fall injuring himself.

That evening while pouring medications my eye was drawn to the heavy plasticized bottle the pharmacy provided for a solution we mixed with Thorazine concentrate liquid to make it palatable. The side and bottom portion of the bottle had a contour that was a near perfect match to Warren's right shoulder where it interfaced with the brick walls.

I took an empty bottle home that evening and went to work on a garment that could slide along those rough Downey walls and remain intact. Warren loved football, having played receiver  in high school, but while his team mates soared to the stars with their lives. he burned up as he plunged back through the atmosphere like the space shuttle Columbia.

After fashioning an appropriate skid plate from the pharmacy bottle, I drilled a series of tiny holes around the periphery of the plastic armor  and carefully sutured sewed the protective armor to the right sleeve of a Chicago Bears jacket  ala a craniotomy bone flap. A test drag across the outside wall of my apartment building proved successful. Warren was an avid Bears fan and I had a feeling he would really enjoy the jacket, especially if he could rub the brick walls without worry.

I carefully wrapped Warren's special Christmas gift complete with the  abrasion tested shoulder armor in a box that was emblazoned with the corporate jingle, "Tarreyton  100's for smokers who would rather fight than switch." He eagerly unwrapped the present half expecting a mother lode of cigarettes, but as he eyed the special jacket, his eyes gleamed. The look was priceless. He quickly donned the jacket with a renewed sense of purpose. When he spotted the shoulder guard, he couldn't wait to try it out with a quick mosey down along the hall walls. It doesn't take much to make some folks happy - one of the special rewards of working at a place like Downey VA Hospital.