" The cooking instructions said 2 minutes on high, but this part is still cold.
I guess I'll have to pop it back in the microwave for another minute."
"Stop screaming. These injector guns are completely painless."
"Wow! This has to be the mother of all tapeworms."
"It's time to check morning temps. Let's see the blue tips are for rectals and the red tips oral or is it the other way around?
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